i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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