3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
