I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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