you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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