have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
