I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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