Have you finally orgasmed yet?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
im on a boat
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