talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
wanna go halves on a baby?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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