I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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