doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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