I can tuck mytits in my pants
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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