okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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