I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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