Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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