It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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