Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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