Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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