I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
3pm strippers are depressing
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
tell me about the fingering
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