you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
