physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I didn't notice because vodka
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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