What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
someone owes me an orgasm
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I just had sex on a roof
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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