it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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