You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Mom said you looked used
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
There's a naked man in my car right now.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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