WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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