oh god the rape fog is back!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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