I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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