i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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