rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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