I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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