Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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