I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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