This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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