Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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