covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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