wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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