Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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