North Korea, Best Korea!
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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