We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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