I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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