I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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