Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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