I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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