what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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