on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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