Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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