we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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