So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so that wasnt chicken after all
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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