Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Oh god it's open bar.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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