I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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