Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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