I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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