i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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