There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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