Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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