She went from zero to smokin in five shots
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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