he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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