If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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