It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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