Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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