Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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