Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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