What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
