Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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